SPOTTED: Kayne at the lanes
Caught mid-ponder at the bowling alley, gazing into the middle distance like he's thinking about DNS. Sources close to Kayne confirm he was. Bowling score: classified.
Kayne Sightings
Unauthorized paparazzi shots of Kayne. (They're authorized. He said yes. Still feels illegal.)
Incognito at the ballpark
Kayne tried to blend in at the game with sunglasses and a cozy sweater. It fooled nobody. We'd know that beard anywhere.
EXCLUSIVE: Kayne explains things
Kayne seen doing the hand thing in front of a whiteboard. Witnesses say everyone in the room understood instantly. Stick figure on the board unavailable for comment.
Our long lens got a little too close
Our photographer was told to get a close-up. Our photographer took that personally. We regret nothing.
The corduroy era has begun
Kayne debuts his fall collection: mustard corduroy over a black tee. Critics are calling it threat intel chic. Retailers are sold out.
Defending the network in style
Kayne spotted at CCDC in team blue, lanyard on, protecting the network. Red team reportedly filed a formal complaint about how good he looked doing it.
Backwards hat, chin grip, deep thoughts
Insiders say this is the exact face Kayne makes right before saying 'okay but hear me out.' The room never recovers.
Blurry nighttime sighting
Is it Kayne? Is it Bigfoot? Our photo desk has reviewed the footage and says yes.